Hello, Community. I'm here to ask a favor. Can anyone get me an early 21st century British police sergeant's uniform? I'd be willing to trade something for it, or pay for it, though depending on where you are it might be difficult for me to pay you in the appropriate currency. If you're curious, it's for a certain Chief Engineer. I intend to ( Read more... )

[ Here's a view of Spock and Uhura in the transport room after just being beamed up from what looks like a gang war.

They're both sitting down leaning their backs on the car door of an old 1930's Ford and wearing pinstripe suits. Spock is holding a large tommy-gun and Uhura has an open briefcase of money. ]

[ After a pause they exchange looks ( Read more... )

[The video turns on to reveal Nyota walking across her quarters, right hand drawing patterns in the air. A recorded male voice fills the room with the soft, sibilant sounds of the Andorian language. Those who speak it will understand that it's a political speech of sorts, albeit one that's far more violent and passionate than humans might expect ( Read more... )

[The video turns on to reveal her fast asleep at her desk, head resting on her arm and PADDs piled around her. Her breathing is deep and even until she shifts and murmurs unintelligibly. A few moments later she's resettled and sleeping as comfortably as one can sleep at a desk.]

[Her brow is furrowed as she examines the computer screen, trying to determine why something about ducks has replaced the intelligence report she was translating.]

Computer, close window. [pause] Computer, end program. [another pause]

What is going on? [she mutters, trying to manually turn off the computer with no success.] Computer, ( Read more... )

[She's muttering under her breath, like she isn't really aware it's recording at first]

Is this really-- ghuy'cha, come on, why won't it-- fine.

[And now she's speaking in a normal tone of voice, unaware that it was recording her before.]

The community seems to be forcing me to post. The first time wasn't enough? But fine. While I'm here, I'll ( Read more... )

[requesting access | buffering ... | voice transmission activated]So, someone decided to spend their vacation time hacking into my PADD and jamming the signal with some archaic-looking community about ducks? Lovely ( Read more... )

While I am prone to avoiding discussing personal matters of any sort, I am finding myself trapped between a rock and a hard place as the saying goes ( Read more... )

As the communications officer of the USS Enterprise I knew it was only a matter of time before I stepped in to bring certain matters to attention. If this community with its ‘viruses’ cause the communication signal to jam, its not my fault if we are stranded in hostile territory and unable to get help.

Since the Captain doesn’t seem to be bothered ( Read more... )